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By Randy Price, Pasadena’s Premier Celestial Consultant Greetings, fellow star-seekers and emotionally volatile moon children. May’s here, and she’s as unstable as a folding lawn…
MEMO: PROJECT CAROUSEL – ALL STAFF FROM: Youth Ops Staffer Team / Fed.Gov Reboot Team / Slack Channel #generation-cleanse TO: Everyone Under 35 (read-only) RE:…
By Dean “Weather Dave” McCombs Underground Mirror – Disaster, Nature, and Bizarre Zoology Desk MORGAN’S POINT, TX — Residents across the Galveston Bay area awoke…
By K. Vaughn MearsUnderground Mirror – Youth Resistance Desk / Cafeteria War Correspondent BAKER JUNIOR HIGH – LA PORTE, TX It began like any other…
By Charlene DewhickeyUnderground Mirror – Weathered Homes & Weathered Souls Desk SHOREACRES, TX — After 16 long years of Gulf Coast heat, wind, mold, raccoons,…
“Basically, I press keys until money appears somewhere.”By Connie JettisonUnderground Mirror – Career Readiness & Keystroke Worship Bureau LA PORTE, TX — Students at LPISD…
By Dale Thornstitch | Underground Mirror, Gulf Coast Bureau LA PORTE, TX — Residents in east Harris County reported seeing a “non-EPA-classified” black cloud emerging…
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