“We Wish Each Other the Best” – A Joint Statement from Donald & Elon
Fill in the blanks. Build your own billionaire breakup. Then go cry into a pile of Dogecoin.
Dear America,
After much __________(noun) and many __________(plural noun), we have decided to __________(verb) our __________(adjective) partnership.
While we shared a mutual love of __________(object), __________(chemical), and __________(conspiracy theory), it has become clear that our visions for __________(noun: dystopian future concept) no longer align.We want to thank our loyal __________(plural noun: online followers) for their __________(adjective) support. Whether you joined us for the __________(event: failed launch/riot/podcast) or stayed for the __________(emotion)-laden __________(noun: financial scam), we are forever grateful.
Going forward, Elon will focus on __________(verb ending in -ing) Mars, while Donald will return to his true passion: __________(gerund phrase, e.g., “screaming at TV hosts through Truth Social”).
We ask for privacy during this time of __________(adjective) transformation and hope you’ll all continue to __________(verb) in our absence.
With interplanetary respect,
— Donald J. Trump
CEO, Red Hat Cosmology
— Elon Musk
Emperor of Free Speech
PROMPTS
Use your own words or steal from the headlines. No wrong answers—only revealing ones.
| Prompt Type | Example Suggestions |
|---|---|
| noun | arbitration, ketamine haze, legal jeopardy |
| plural noun | sycophants, indictments, crypto bros |
| verb | unmerge, rage-quit, spiritually ghost |
| adjective | unstable, performative, algorithmic |
| object | emeralds, flamethrowers, NFTs |
| chemical | Adderall, testosterone, rocket fuel |
| conspiracy theory | “the moon is a liberal psyop”, Q+, “AI is harvesting our dreams” |
| dystopian future concept | AI child labor, Christian SpaceX communes, Mars tax evasion zones |
| plural noun (followers) | incels, reply guys, gigachads |
| event | Tesla apocalypse simulation, Capitol cosplay uprising, Rogan meltdown |
| emotion | delusional ecstasy, algorithmic despair, patriotic rage |
| noun (financial scam) | meme stock, SPAC-tastrophe, NFT of a burning constitution |
| verb ending in -ing | terraforming, gaslighting, monetizing |
| gerund phrase | screaming at TV hosts, live-tweeting indictments, “redefining truth” |
| adjective (transformation) | quantum, irreversible, performatively spiritual |
| verb (final) | double down, collapse, rebrand |
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