CONSTITUTION EULA

AMERiCAN.EXE: Terms Of Service Agreement Now In Effect

by Randall V. Price, Senior Compliance Editor

WASHINGTON, D.C. (via MyLiberty Sync Feed) – In a quiet rollout described by officials as “historic and mostly frictionless,” the U.S. Department of Governmental Enhancement (DOGE) this week confirmed the successful implementation of AMERiCAN.EXE, the long-awaited End User License Agreement now governing all residents, participants, and passive subscribers to the American Project™.

The update, which began deployment last quarter via mandatory system refreshes on smartphones, thermostats, and biometric identity chips, represents a major shift in how citizens (now referred to as Users) interact with the nation’s founding documents.

According to DOGE spokesperson Amy Gleason, the move was “long overdue,” citing centuries of interpretive inconsistencies, analog loopholes, and paper-based freedoms vulnerable to misinterpretation. “The Constitution was written in cursive. Nobody under 30 can read it. This is just modernization for ease of use,” said Gleason.

Legal experts praised the change, noting that the Department of Justice and Supreme Court will now be able to issue real time updates to case law prior to oral arguments, what some are hailing as “a masterstroke of judicial efficiency.”

In collaboration with private sector engineers at X Systems™, all key American values have been reformatted into dynamic, scalable user protocols, complete with version histories, tiered functionality, and AI-assisted compliance scoring. The legacy ideals: “life,” “liberty,” “justice,” etc, have not been removed per se, but now exist within a flexible modular framework that enables performance optimization and adaptive enforcement.

A new MyLiberty™ App comes pre-installed on all connected devices and syncs hourly with your citizen cloud profile. Users can:

• Check their freedom status in real time
  
• Request temporary liberty boosts (purchased in TrumpCoin™)
  
• File an appeal through the Pardon Lottery Interface™
  

As of this writing, you are already enrolled.

What To Expect From the EULA Update:

• The Constitution (v1776.3.1) is now fully digitized and licensable via ‘subscription’.
  
• The Bill of Rights appears as a swipeable deck of privileges, auto-hidden after 30 days of inactivity.
  
• The Declaration of Independence has been rebranded Founding Vibes™ and is included as an inspirational screensaver.
  

Note: Full access may require two-factor patriotism verification.